Thanks for your feedback. I agree with what you're saying to a degree, but this article was written specifically in this style to hit a certain target.

Many of my other articles are more engaging and compassionate (at least, I hope they are). The sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek style I chose for this one was very deliberate and also meant to be a little bit humorous as well. I hope I at least partially achieved that.

Spoiler Alert: I have another humorous, tongue-in-cheek piece scheduled for publication this afternoon, so watch your inbox :)