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5 Story Titles Guaranteed to Get You Noticed
Feel free to use them in your own writing or flush them down the toilet
Crafting the perfect story begins with crafting the perfect title (unless you begin crafting it some other way). In any event, your title can mean the difference between success and failure.
I believe every writer deserves to have at least one story that’s either a success or a failure. And that means you, Dear Reader.
It might surprise you to know that before I was as successful as I am now, I was even less successful. When I was young, I used to be a complete failure, but now look at me — I’m no longer young!
There comes a time in every writer’s life when they feel the urge to pass on the wisdom of their mediocrity to anyone who’ll listen (usually just before the end of the month when the bills are almost due).
And so I’ve distilled all the knowledge I’ve gained over the last 20 minutes or more into 5 of the very best titles you’ll ever read on this page. And the best part is, Dear Reader, that you’re free to read them with your very own eyes… twice. Yes, TWICE!
But enough words! I know you’re not here to read words… So let’s cut to the chase! Here are 5 story titles guaranteed to get…